Well I honestly completely forgot to do my report Thursday night. It's a good thing I got off work early today or I wouldn't have been able to do it till Sunday shudders. However, I didn't have time to finish it on Friday, so I'm sending it out today (Sunday) anyway. :P Anyways, I won't blab anymore here, read on.
Also, it's cool doing my report after Kir's because his gets pushed down to the bottom while mine remains at the top. :P
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This week was a good bit better than last week. Continued Dominance finished up and there are lots of medal emails in my inbox. :) It seems a pretty good amount of you participated, although I would have liked to see more. The Sith War is now going on, and unfortunately we have very few Sith left. Why do you care about this if you're not Sith? Because it affects the whole CLAN. Everyone can participate, so I want to see everyone do something. There's even ACC available for all you writers out there. It would be awesome if we came out of nowhere and school everyone to take First Clan of the Sith. :)
There has been a good amount of Allegiance played by Taldryan members. The game is really starting to take hold in the DB. It's a great game, so you should all try it. You might not like flight sims, but you could still like this (I hate flight sims and I play an Allegiance game every night pretty much :P). Allegiance also counts for the Sith War. :) You can get more info and download it here (it's free):
http://www.freeallegiance.org/
IRC! IRC! IRC! Finally got Tiberius on IRC, so we're getting more IRC presence. However, there's still a LOT of you that are active, but don't get on IRC. It's a great place to socialize and find out what's REALLY going on in the DB. It's the tool the summit uses the most (Kir requires it actually) because it's so effective. Nothing communicates quite as well as realtime chat, and IRC is just that. Some come on over to the Undernet server and find us in #taldryan. If you need more info go here:
http://www.taldryan.org/irc.php
What have I done this week?
That's all for me. On with those who got stuff!
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On to your favorite part! This week's venue is the strip club, enjoy. It's interesting story time for the medals, promos, SA courses, and transfers!
Continued Dominance:
Consul Kir Taldrya Katarn decreed battle amidst the Clan to weed out the weak and develop the strong. After many days of fierce battle the competition has come to a close. Dinaari barely prevailed over Ektrosis with a 118 to 98 victory. Dinaari maintains its position as First House of Clan Taldryan. With this house victory brought much individual recognition. Dinaari's Quaestor, Pimp Shadow Taldrya, showed his incredible pimping skills with his achievement of joint first place overall, along with Ektrosis member, Octavian, with Proconsul Pimp Sharad Taldrya Hett lagging only slightly behind for 3rd place. These top placers should be getting a Dark Cross each for their performances. Shadow was on a drunken rampage, raking in a Crescent with Amethyst Star and 2 Crescents with Sapphire Stars. Octavian was passed out on the ground for most of his time, but somehow managed to be awarded 2 Crescents with Sapphire Stars, a Crescent with Emerald Star, and 2 Crescents with Amethyst Stars. Proconsul Pimp Sharad Taldrya Hett was a previous Dinaari member. He struggled long and hard to sober Shadow up, so he pulled off 2 Crescents with Amethyst Stars and a Crescent with Sapphire Star. Dinaari's Sergeant was indispensable for Dinaari's victory. Pimp Benevolent Whiner therefore obtained a Crescent with Emerald Star, a Crescent with Amethyst Star, and 2 Crescents with Sapphire Stars. The Ektrosis Aedile, Dark Sabre, was vital to Ektrosis obtaining as many points as it did and was awarded 2 Crescents with Emerald Stars and a Crescent with Sapphire Star. Another hugely important Ektrosis member was Kaetaal who managed to get a Crescent with Emerald Star and 2 Crescents with Sapphire Stars. The final contributors for Dinaari were Dask_k, Shadowhawk, and wolf with Dask receiving a Crescent with Emerald Star, and Shadowhawk and wolf getting a Crescent with Amethyst Star each. Ektrosis had many other members to contribute as well with Iataib Seco and Shadonyx getting a Crescent with Emerald Star each, Shups and NexusMage getting a Crescent with Sapphire Star each, and Quarmador Lumen Gladius Proeliator getting a Crescent with Amethyst Star.
Medals:
Kir Taldrya Katarn was in the strip club as was his custom. He was enjoying the sights in front of him when some ugly looking guy jumped him from behind. He presumed it was Firefox by the sheer ugliness, but it turned out to be some random thug. He quickly dispatched of the thug, and took down the thug's friends while he was at it. In fact he cleared the whole place out of the men that day. The next day, Firefox really was there. However, he wasn't a thug; he was dancing. Kir turned his face in disgust, but was met by one of Firefox's "playful" servants. Kir was disgusted by the advance of this beast of a woman, so he annihilated all of the servants. For keeping the strip joint clean the owner, the Renaissance man of a Commander of the Guard, awarded him 33 Clusters of Fire, a Dark Cross, and a Crescent with Ruby Star.
Dask_k assisted his Consul in ridding the club of the horrid looking thugs, and helped keep the place clean for the rest of the week as well. In the process he managed to become a man backstage. The owner recognized his skills and awarded him 9 Clusters of Fire and a Dark Cross to thank him.
Pimp Benevolent Whiner also aided his fellow clan members in keeping the place clean. He proved his pimpness by setting Dask_k up with a woman backstage, which the owner paid him for with 2 Clusters of Fire and a Crescent with Sapphire Star. When he wasn't busy kicking butt and pimping hos, Ben was off running simulations to test the virtual sex machines at the club, so the owner's techie, the Lord Chamberlain, awarded him with 4 Clusters of Fire.
The Aedile of Ektrosis stepped out on the stage and looked at all the disgusted faces in the crowd. Dark Sabre had no idea where he was, until he looked to his right to see Firefox dancing around in the nude. Damn, he had made it to the strip club again, drunk. Quickly, he decked Firefox to stop that horrid man from jiggling around. When a foreign group came from backstage and attacked him, Dark Sabre beat them repeatedly with Firefox's limp member. After he had conquered them all, the owner of the place gave him 30 Clusters of Fire, a Dark Cross, and a Crescent with Amethyst Star.
Pimp Sharad Taldrya Hett ran the machines for the virtual sex simulations at the club, so that others could get their "practice" in. He also had large amounts of useless knowledge that would only benefit strip joints. He put this to use to order all the best and different women for the place. For his contributions to the club the owner's assistant gave him a Cluster of Fire and a Legion of the Scholar.
Shadonyx was the previous Quaestor of Ektrosis, but after leaving the position he had lots of time on his hands. Therefore, he put himself to good use by selling Sharad all the women for the strip club. The owner was grateful for this business relationship, so his assistant awarded Shadonyx a Legion of the Scholar.
Pimp Shadow Taldrya was a known alcoholic. He started out as a good kid until Sharad corrupted him. Then, he was unable to control himself. While other members were out keeping the strip joint clean he was enjoying the women backstage. One of Firefox's servants tried to seduce him, but he managed to fend her off and send her back where she came from. Upon hearing of this feat, the owner awarded Shadow a Cluster of Fire.
wolf was often seen hanging around Shadow, sort of a leech at times. While Shadow was sending Firefox's servant away, wolf went to work with his Quaestor's bored women. The women ended up well pleased, much more than they would have been by Shadow's incapable hands. Therefore, the owner gave wolf 3 Clusters of Fire for keeping the women of his club happy.
Vicar was a not very well known Jedi in Dinaari. He was often on leave and did little for the House. However, he recently fixed all his personal problems and got back to work with a vengeance. He helped the fight against Firefox's servants, so the owner gave him 2 Clusters of Fire.
Tiberius Claudius Germanicus Tang'va had been seen with Alanna a lot recently. It was almost as if he was stalking her. One informer said he had seen the Guardian hitting on Alanna, and that he even gave her a Valentine Card. This was quickly discounted as a mere rumor, but this was soon confirmed when the Krath High Priestess herself awarded the young Jedi with a Crescent with Ruby Star for giving her the best Valentine's Card this year.
Shadow Warrior was young yet. Like most young men he was unable to control his testosterone levels. Therefore, he was one of the most frequent visitors to the virtual sex simulation machines. It was sick, but it was a good skill. Therefore, the Lord Chamberlain awarded him with a Cluster of Fire for the time he put in.
Pimp Anga Salinas was the Proconsul's fiancé and as such knew much about love. She got it in her head that Dark Jedi should celebrate Valentine's Day like many of those despicable Light Jedi. However, the idea was twisted to accommodate the Dark Jedi ways. For this incredibly odd, yet good idea the Krath High Priestess awarded her with a Dark Cross.
Promotions:
Pimp Shadow walked up the Dask_k and slapped him across the face. "You've been in the Taldryan family for a long time now. You're a disgrace to us all." It was clear that Shadow was drunk again. It seemed Taldryan had turned him into an alcoholic. Dask knew it was easier to just nod rather than argue with the tipsy Jedi. "You were in the bar getting drunk while I was defending you from your many assailants," he muttered. Shadow laughed, "As if I couldn't handle them myself. However, the fact that you were enjoying the bar shows your abilities. Now go find me some hot Twi'leks." With that Dask felt more powerful. It was like his ability with the Force grew, but Shadow was just rambling about nothing. "Oh yea," Shadow mumbled, "You're now Guardian. Enjoy."
Transfers:
freshjive taldrya was pissed off at Corran Force's assumption that leaving PCON should put him in Rogues. After large amounts of pimpslapping the Master At Arms, freshjive returned to Clan Taldryan.
Shadow Academy Courses:
Tiberius Claudius Germanicus Tang'va tired of the constant bickering and primitiveness of the message boards. Therefore, he turned to other means of communication. After much meditating, studying of archives, and interviewing people he found IRC, the supreme means of communication! After learning about it through meditation and study, he was given the certificate for IRC Basics and Dark Jedi Meditation by the Eclectic Pedagog and Headmaster.
Almost instantly after joining Godo Nurok was into the fray of activity. He delved himself into books about Sith lore and history, trying to learn as much as he could about the Order of the Sith. On his journey for knowledge he ran across better means of communications leading to MSN Messenger. Upon hearing about his incredible knowledge of the Sith from all the books he had read and people he had talked to, the Eclectic Pedagog and Headmaster bestowed the Sith CORE, MSN Messenger, Sith ISET, and Sith ESET certificates to him.
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Well the main thing is the updated rosters. All the info is pulled directly from the DB site, so it's all up to date and current all the time. :) Also, I fixed up the timelines to show the time served in the position (good for quick reference). Those are the only updates this week, but I hope to get more done soon. If you have any features you want seen on the site, then just let me know! Mail me at [Log in to view e-mail addresses].
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It was a pretty good week. I'm proud of you guys. There's a lot of stuff going on to keep you busy with. Make sure you keep doing stuff, and we'll make sure to keep giving you stuff. :P Until next week...
OPM Pimp Sharad Taldrya Hett (Obelisk)/P:OHC-PCON/Clan Taldryan [ACC: PF]/SB/GCx4/(SC)/(StA-LS)/DC/(GNAg)/(SN)/(BNB)/Cr-4D-2R-5A-3S-1T/CF-BlF-RF/(LSAg)/DSS/SoL {SA: G:LS-O:CORE}
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